Hudson Said...

Me - Hudson, what are you doing?
Hudson - (sounding very muffled) Nothing
Me - (walk around the corner to find him)  Ahhhhhh! Get your head out of the toilet! Eww so many germs! Not okay!!!
Hudson - I'm making my hair not stick up.
Me - Ahhhhhhhhh! Not an okay way to get your hair wet!!

Hudson Said...

Hudson - Did you go to Summit Academy when you were my size?
Me - No, it wasn't even built yet. And I didn't live here. I lived with grandma and papa.
Hudson - Then where did you go to school?
Me - At someone's house.
Hudson - They didn't even make schools when you were my size?? (Said in shock)...
Me - They did, but I went to preschool at a house.
Hudson - Did they make cars then?
Me - Yes! I'm not THAT old!
Hudson - Oh. (Thinks for a minute) So you had cars, but no schools.

Hudson Said...

Me - Hudson should we get strawberry or brown sugar pop tarts?
Hudson - Brown sugar, because it's like me.
Me - How is it like you?
Hudson - Because I have all these brown sugar spots on my face.

Hudson said...

when I grow up I want to be a monkey swinger. Because then I will only have to wear underwear. No clothes, or socks, or anything. And I'll swing from the binds. Even when I go to work at the hospital (because he wants to be a doctor) I'll maybe have to put clothes on. Then when I'm done working I'll take off my doctor clothes and swing into the jungle and say "ah-uh-ah-uh-ahhhh" when I'm talking to animals.

Hudson Said...

Hudson - I learn that the little hand on the clock is the hours, and the big hand tells the weeks.
Me - Um, the little hand does tell the hours, but the big hand tells the minutes.
Hudson - Oh, let me rephrase that. If the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 8 it's 8 O'clock.
Me - That's right! It is 8
Hudson - Yeah, 8 OOOOHHHH'clock.

Carb Kid

Me - Hudson what do you want for lunch? (This is a rhetorical question....every day he wants toast and apple sauce, I don't know why I still ask)
Hudson - toast
Me - what do you want with your toast?
Hudson - a roll.
Me - okay, what else?...
Hudson - um, can I have a breadstick?
Me - they are all gone, can you have something that's not bread?
Hudson - um, can I have pirates booty?

Hudson said...

I think the problem with my sickness is I swallowed some germs and they are popping all the good stuff in my tummy trying to make me sick.

Hudson said...

Mom, babies are almost as small as a toy. So you can play with them. 2 year olds are almost as small as a toy too.

Hudson said...

Hudson - mom, we NEED to go to the dollar store, because we are all out of builder paper.
Me - builder paper? What are you talking about?
Hudson - you know builder paper that we draw tigers and stingrays on.
Me - huh?
Hudson - you know, builder paper. It's red, and yellow, and kind of scratchy....
Me - you mean construction paper?
Hudson - oh yeah, construction paper.

Hudson Said...

When I grow up I want to be a doctor and a Swig worker. But being a Swig worker is hard. I don't even know how to make their drinks.

Hudson said

Hudson - mom, you know what I am? (Turns around and shows me that he has a toy pliers in his back pocket.)
Me - um, a builder?
Hudson - nope, I'm a plumber. Gotta go. I need to go plumb.
And he ran out of the room.

Hudson Said...

Hudson loves playing with Siri on my phone. This just happened:
Hudson - Siri, show me pictures of Mickey mouse.
Siri - finding images of naked man on the web.
Me - whoa, give me that!

Hudson said...

Hudson - Mom, how do you spell (jumbled word)?
Me - What?
Hudson - How.do.you.spell.(jumbled word again)?
Me - Come here so I can understand you.
Roman - He said bra. B-R-A Hudson. Bra. That's not good, but now you can spell it. Now stop yelling....
Hudson - I didn't say bra. I sayed from.
Me - From?
Hudson - Yeah, from.

Hudson said...

Me - Hudson you are being too loud, if you want to play with that toy you need to go down to the basement.
Hudson - But it's dark down there.
Me - Well, there are these things called lights. They make it so its not dark.
Hudson - What's a light? Is it a new invention?
Me - There are these things on the wall called light switches, you turn them on, and a light turns on in the room.
Hudson - (turns on light switch) It's a MIRACLE.

Hudson said...

Hudson is in the other room talking to himself.

If you tell your mom you're wearing underwear to bed, and you're not; That's lying to Jesus.  So you have to put on underwear, and pants, and shirt.  You can't try to hurry, because that's lying to Jesus, and Jesus knows even more than Santa, he always knows if you are lying.


5 minutes later he walked into my room, and we had the following conversation.

Me - Hudson, what's on your cheek?
Hudson - It's a booger.  I hided it there so you wouldn't see it, but you did.
Me - Well, go get a tissue and clean it off.
Hudson - I'll just go hide it somewhere else.
Me - How about in the garbage?
Hudson - But you know that's where I'm hiding it.

Hudson said...

Hudson is eating dinosaur chicken nuggets:

"This is a pterodactyl. It flied before we lived here. Then it fell into the dinosaur museum, and he died. And this is a brontosaurus. He eats leaves. and he lives in the forest, but he ran out of leaves, and he died."

He went on and on for probably 10 minutes about how the dinosaurs died.  After typing this I decided to get a little video of him explaining all about how the dinosaurs died.

Hudson said...

Mom, did you know there's a pocket it my underwear? Not a hot pocket though.

Hudson said...

Spencer - Hudson, what's in your mouth?
Hudson - It's saliva. It's a drink and it's always in my mouth.

Hudson said

Hudson - My big toe nail just scratched me.
Me - Do we need to trim it?
Hudson - No, I'm trying to get it with my teeth.
Me - Ahhhh, don't bite your toenails! Let me get the nail clippers!

Hudson said

Each week when we plan dinners we let each person choose one thing then Spencer and I fill the other days.

Hudson - what's for dinner tonight?
Me - home made chicken nuggets. I wonder who wanted those?
Hudson - look around the room and whoever is smiling really hard... That's who wanted them.

Please note, we are the only 2 people at home!