Roman Said...

Roman - (peeks his head in the back door) Mom, can you come close the back door for Hudson?
Me - (cutting up chicken for dinner) Um, you are standing AT the back door, can you please close it?
Roman - Well, then I would have to stop playing, and I don't want to waste my play time.
Me - You aren't playing you are standing there talking to me about it.
Roman - Oh fine, fine, fine. But I don't think you understand how precious little play time I have and you're wasting it all for me.