Quotable Roman

I haven't done one of these in a while, but Roman has really been on a roll the last few days.  Most of this happened today.

Roman was in the bathroom, I was at the kitchen table feeding Hudson so Roman was hollering in to me.

Roman - Mom, did you hear that, I had LOTS of poop.
Me - Wow Roman, that's great.
Roman - Mom do you want to see it?
Me - Not really.
Roman - Guess what color it is?
Me - Um, green.
Roman - It's green and brown.  Isn't that so colorful.

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Overhead from the other room

Roman - Hudson that's not a toy.
Hudson - *laughs*
Roman - Hudson I already told you.  That is not a toy.  If you touch it one more time you are going to be in trouble. Oh fine, you're in trouble.  Your hand is in time out.

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Roman - Hudson does my hand smell good?  Do you want some?  Open your hand flat.  Open it flat.  Open it flat.  Open it flat.  Hudson do you not understand English?

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As we were driving to school this morning we have to drive by a bunch of fields.  Roman saw a bunch of geese in one of the fields.

Roman - How do you think they grow geese in that garden?

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At the grocery store looking for raisins.  

Roman - They are close.  I can smell them.